(I’m really good at pretending that) I don’t give a fuck.
I’m on Day 2 of this eating healthy business. I can’t tell you how much I miss bread. I literally have to actively stop myself from thinking about pizza. Like, I know this sounds dramatic but life just doesn’t seem worth living. MAMA NEEDS THOSE CARBS.
the amount of times i’ve watched this video in the past 2 days is shameful..but YOLO
(I’m really good at pretending that) I don’t give a fuck.
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I’ve always had this feeling like I’m gonna meet my future husband at a Rogers video. Ideally we would both go to grab Bridget Jones at the same time and I’d be like “here, you take it” and he’d be all “no you eyed it first, besides I’ve seen it like a million times” then he’d run his hands through his messy pompadour and look at me with those baby blues (YOU KNOW HOW I DO) and he’d invite me over for some pinot and we’d jones it up.
Happily ever after.. or whatever.
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